“As you can see,” Realtor Marta said as her facial tic kicked in, “the owner has made excellent use of the indoor outdoor space.”
“Lava chic doesn’t really work, I guess,” Liissa said, frantically wondering how she’d convince Ikea not to kill the deal her new home design line.
“So, once again,” Dianna said. “As soon as she walks in the door, you hit her with the pillbox and I’ll choke her with BooBoo’s crochet’s bonnet. OK?”
“If you can’t do something right, soldier, don’t do it at all!!” Sgt. Camo bellowed, dragging his 5-year-old son to their at-home obstacle course. “Now move it!”
Sarah liked to start her day with a good cup of coffee and a quick spin in the dryer.
(Round Rock, TX)