Real Estate Rumble: Your safe place

I’m a nobody.

Let’s get that straight right here, right now. I’m not a Realtor, not a flipper, not a designer or professional stager.  I’m nobody. Just an average person who likes to troll austinhomesearch.com for pictures of houses for sale.

But after a while, I started to notice something: some MLS pictures are messed up. There are pictures of things that should shame Realtors and sellers into rehab. It defies explanation.

I’m not going to tell you about these pictures. I’m going to show them to you.

Real Estate Rumble is your safe place to fight back against awful MLS pictures. Mock them. Kick them. Make ugly faces at them. And pray that real estate agents — and their idiot clients — learn a lesson from this.

After a scrumptous dinner of rat and hobo stew, Phil and Diane enjoyed a night out on the veranda.

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“Goddammit Rico, I told you to stay out of the way!! Oh well, fuck it. No one will notice.”

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“It’s abstract,” Crystal sniffed to Robby, tossing back her newly permed locks and straighting her Kiss The Cook apron. “Clearly you don’t get it.”

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Celeste always felt that she was being watched, but she couldn’t exactly say why… (left hand corner)

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