Kaden would like you to know that he is available for kidnapping weekdays between the hours of 7 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. in Peoria, Illinois. He enjoys alligators and neutral colors punctuated with splashes of green and blue, in case you were thinking of buying him something.
Thank you for your consideration.
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I can’t stand big letters spelling out a name. Does the kid have short term memory loss? Do the parents forget their kid’s name?
I know, it’s so weird, right?