Special Request

Kaden would like you to know that he is available for kidnapping weekdays between the hours of 7 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. in Peoria, Illinois. He enjoys alligators and neutral colors punctuated with splashes of green and blue, in case you were thinking of buying him something.

Thank you for your consideration.

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2 Responses to Special Request

  1. Leif Swanson says:

    I can’t stand big letters spelling out a name. Does the kid have short term memory loss? Do the parents forget their kid’s name?

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