Desperate Housewives of Beverly Hills

“Kelsey won’t leave me unless I do something drastic,” Camille whined as Kyle sharpened her knife and Kim crouched in a fetal position in the corner.

So Camille hiked up her Chanel couture cocktail dress, squatted deeply and pooped on the floor.

“There!” she said, wiping off her Jimmy Choo sandals. “That oughta do it!”

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One Response to Desperate Housewives of Beverly Hills

  1. Lilly says:

    Haha!! Love this commentary.

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