Monthly Archives: May 2011

Camo Time!

Couch knew the best way to avoid the vacuum was to blend in with the wallpaper. Advertisements

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Fabulous

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Total gym

Marissa enjoyed a daily workout of pumping iron, ball tossing and table throwing.

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Woof!

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Top Toilet

The Toilet knew he could win the International Top Toilet Competition if he could only shed these hangers-on. (Houston)

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Real Houswives of Houston

“Them Beverly Hills rich bitches ain’t got nothin’ on Houston gals,” Dannie Lynn said, finishing up her Taco Cabana chalupa and stuffing her her Bravo audition tape into the mailbox. “Bring it!” (Houston)

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Cornucopia

This room has so many attractive qualities, I don’t quite know where to start. (houston)

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Alone at last

(Houston)

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Bedridden

LOOK AT MY BED! LOOK AT IT! Look at my Holiday Inn bedspread! And my weird pillow! And the strange tangle of wires nearby! Look at my grandma! Imagine what terrible things happened here! Feel the burn… (Oklahoma City)

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Tupac speaks

“Been livin lavish like a player all day,” the Late Great Tupac rapped, adding, “Now get me the hell out of here.” (Austin)

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