Monthly Archives: October 2013

Airy bedroom

“As you can see,” Realtor Marta said as her facial tic kicked in, “the owner has made excellent use of the indoor outdoor space.” (Austin, TX) Advertisements

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Red hot

“Lava chic doesn’t really work, I guess,” Liissa said, frantically wondering how she’d convince Ikea not to kill the deal her new home design line.

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It’s true, no one likes you.

Years of therapy could not convince Red that she would ever really fit in.

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Lest ye be judged

“So, once again,” Dianna said. “As soon as she walks in the door, you hit her with the pillbox and I’ll choke her with BooBoo’s crochet’s bonnet. OK?”

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It’s the thought that counts

“If you can’t do something right, soldier, don’t do it at all!!” Sgt. Camo bellowed, dragging his 5-year-old son to their at-home¬†obstacle course. “Now move it!”

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