“As you can see,” Realtor Marta said as her facial tic kicked in, “the owner has made excellent use of the indoor outdoor space.” (Austin, TX) Advertisements
Things got dicey as Frank’s aim deteriorated. (Wimberly, TX)
This room has so many attractive qualities, I don’t quite know where to start. (houston)
LOOK AT MY BED! LOOK AT IT! Look at my Holiday Inn bedspread! And my weird pillow! And the strange tangle of wires nearby! Look at my grandma! Imagine what terrible things happened here! Feel the burn… (Oklahoma City)
After a long day of bunco, Roman liked to suck down a few bottles of Blue Nun and stick his head in the microwave. (Austin)
The velvet bow could not allay Horace’s fears that he was just a pawn in this awful cinderblock game.
Upon first impression, that looks like blood on the wall. Just sayin’. (Austin)
When Walter’s nagging became too much, Lulu rolled the chairs outside and slept in the garbage can. (Austin)