Category Archives: Disgusting

Airy bedroom

“As you can see,” Realtor Marta said as her facial tic kicked in, “the owner has made excellent use of the indoor outdoor space.” (Austin, TX) Advertisements

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Treacherous waters

Things got dicey as Frank’s aim deteriorated. (Wimberly, TX)

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Divine Design

“When it comes to decor,” Gigi sniffed, “elegance is paramount.” (Round Rock, TX)

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Top Toilet

The Toilet knew he could win the International Top Toilet Competition if he could only shed these hangers-on. (Houston)

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Outdoor living

When Walter’s nagging became too much, Lulu rolled the chairs outside and slept in the garbage can. (Austin)

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Designing women

“Dirty is the new clean,” Wilhemenia sniffed, then stuffed her head in the toilet bowl for effect. (Austin)

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Casual living

“Mold and used-sheet curtains are eco-friendly,” Leia snapped to her appalled fiance Han. “It’s not my fault you hate the earth.” (Houston)

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The Secret Kitchen

Despite the glossy magazine covers, videos and morning show appearances in which she offered homemaking tips, Martha made sure that no one ever — EVER — followed her home. (Austin)

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Endings

When your chandelier looks like old flypaper, it’s time to let go. (Phoenix, AZ)

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Spontaneity

“Fuck this shit,” Phyllis snapped, hurling her copy of Eat, Love, Pray through the ceiling of her Phoenix cottage. “I’m going to Rome.” (Phoenix, Arizona)

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