Mark liked to pick up his bitches, chill at the Walmart parking lot for a while, then hit the local 7-11 for a Cherry Slushie. (Central Texas) Advertisements
After a long day of bunco, Roman liked to suck down a few bottles of Blue Nun and stick his head in the microwave. (Austin)
The velvet bow could not allay Horace’s fears that he was just a pawn in this awful cinderblock game.
Upon first impression, that looks like blood on the wall. Just sayin’. (Austin)
When Walter’s nagging became too much, Lulu rolled the chairs outside and slept in the garbage can. (Austin)
When Baby couldn’t wait for dinner, he just gnawed at the wall for a while. (Austin)
“Dirty is the new clean,” Wilhemenia sniffed, then stuffed her head in the toilet bowl for effect. (Austin)