Monthly Archives: December 2010

Olympic folding

Posted on December 31, 2010 by pantrypuff

I spent 3 years and 14 days at the Gap learning how to fold shit, Marta thought, her wild eyes darting across the piles of laundry. I will not be denied my time to shine. (Oklahoma City)

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The Showers of Cell Block D

Posted on December 31, 2010 by pantrypuff

Harvey made sure he never dropped the soap. (Peoria, Illinois)

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Simplicity

Posted on December 30, 2010 by pantrypuff

Maureen decided that the best way to save the environment was to shun cleaning products. (New Orleans)

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Thank you for almost being a friend

Posted on December 29, 2010 by pantrypuff

“While I’m sure this is fine for those skeeves in Tallahassee, this doesn’t quite meet Miami standards,” Blanche said, turning to the cans of teale, seafoam and fuschia paint she always kept on hand. “But I think we can make … Continue reading →

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Honeymoon suite

Posted on December 28, 2010 by pantrypuff

Chrissy and Phil soberly realized that their web search for the perfect honeymoon getaway had fallen a bit short. (California)

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Rodeo rampage

Posted on December 27, 2010 by pantrypuff

“Damn it, Blaze, stop fucking around!” Mandy shrieked, instantly ruing the day she’d agreed to work for these elitist, wanna-be bastards for $8 an hour. “We’re supposed to be illustrating the exclusive urban retreat lifestyle, not showing people how you’re about to kick … Continue reading →

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