Category Archives: Real Estate

Temptation

Jennie was fine at her AA meetings, but life at home was a little dicey. (California)

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Frodo’s quest

“We must move The Shire,” Frodo said, pulling froggy slippers over his size 34 feet. “But Mr. Frodo!” Sam protested. “Haven’t we been happy here? Haven’t we made a life together with friends and family?” “Perhaps,” Frodo answered. “But unknown … Continue reading

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What are you staring at?

I’m the one who has to watch General Hospital during the spin cycle. (Austin, TX)

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The Screw It House, Part 3

(Oklahoma City, OK)

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Mapped out

Ironically, Junior was failing geography. (Cleveland, Ohio)

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No tresspass(ing)

  (Port Huron Township, Michigan)

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Handprints from Hell

OK, look, parents. I know you think the whole handprints on the wall thing is cute. But guess what? It’s not.  It’s creepy. Every time I see it, I think about that part in the Blair Witch Project where they … Continue reading

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Staring contest

Do not make me angry. You won’t like me when I’m angry. (Austin, TX)

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Dolly’s mission

With the baby now away at daycare, Dolly saw her chance to take her rightful place in the family.   (Rockingham County, NC)

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Exiled

Banished. Disowned. Reviled. Rejected. Couch knew those words all too well. (Rockingham County, NC)

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